420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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jasmine-blu:

mistersailor:

IS THIS REAL

what

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rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

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tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

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